do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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