she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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