Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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