I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
