i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i would punch a child for taco bell
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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