your thong is hanging out like whoa
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
my sisters under your porch take her home
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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