Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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