IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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