look no pants
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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