just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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