I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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