I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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