Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
The Olympian is in my bed
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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