Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He keeps bees of course he's weird
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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