I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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