Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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