he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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