those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
