halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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