i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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