Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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