people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We don't watch enough power rangers
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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