Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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