She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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