I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
