yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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