you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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