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(651): View more from Minnesota

dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.

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(708): View more from Illinois

you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend

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why?

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so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.

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(845): View more from New York

Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM

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