what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Sorry about my life...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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