What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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