is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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