no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
God gave him joint rollers for hands
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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