yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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