My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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