also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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