Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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