i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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