? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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