I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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