I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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