I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's blow job season.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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