I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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