question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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