At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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