Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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