I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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