You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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