are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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