he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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