I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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