Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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