Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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