Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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