Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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